Dude: I didn’t realize until later that night that she called me a bastard because I don’t have a dad.
Hot girl: Wait… What do you mean?
Dude: I thought she was just calling me a bastard because that’s the word she chose randomly. I realized later that she was talking about my dad.
Hot girl: I still don’t get it.
Dude: The word bastard used to be used to describe kids that were born when a guy cheated on his wife or something. She called me that because I don’t have a dad.
Hot girl: But I don’t understand how you can’t have a dad… Unless you were a test tube baby or something. (eyes widen) Are you a test tube baby?
Hot girl: Wait… What do you mean?
Dude: I thought she was just calling me a bastard because that’s the word she chose randomly. I realized later that she was talking about my dad.
Hot girl: I still don’t get it.
Dude: The word bastard used to be used to describe kids that were born when a guy cheated on his wife or something. She called me that because I don’t have a dad.
Hot girl: But I don’t understand how you can’t have a dad… Unless you were a test tube baby or something. (eyes widen) Are you a test tube baby?
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Notes
Following
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If you could just skim off
and drink the cream of me,
I might be enough.You would be tongue drunk
on the taste and
not my disaster.My disaster might relent,
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Live from my afternoon.
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