The Last Cookie

You know what isn’t? The consumption of packaged drinking water.  Last night, I drank the shadiest looking mineral water at 4 AM from a railway station, not even reading labels because you rarely do that while coping with being an extreme synonym of parched. Tonight, I’m expected to work on a mineral water branding research discussion guideline. The market is expected to grow at 40% the brief says. My purchase explains that statistic but does the statistic explain my purchase?  I mean I dig research exercises but sometimes you just know you’re looking in the refrigerator for the missing sock.  Oh and the elements of life anyone? Ring a bell? They kinda don’t have substitutes? You’ll possibly brand air or heat or light or natural sunshine tomorrow but if you’re not around when and where I need it, my perceptions are about as useful as adhesive pegs which collapse as soon as you peg something on ‘em. And while we’re at it, please don’t buy adhesive pegs. Also, explodingdog is awesome.

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Asking Questions

You know what isn’t? The consumption of packaged drinking water.  Last night, I drank the shadiest looking mineral water at 4 AM from a railway station, not even reading labels because you rarely do that while coping with being an extreme synonym of parched. Tonight, I’m expected to work on a mineral water branding research discussion guideline. The market is expected to grow at 40% the brief says. My purchase explains that statistic but does the statistic explain my purchase?  I mean I dig research exercises but sometimes you just know you’re looking in the refrigerator for the missing sock.  Oh and the elements of life anyone? Ring a bell? They kinda don’t have substitutes? You’ll possibly brand air or heat or light or natural sunshine tomorrow but if you’re not around when and where I need it, my perceptions are about as useful as adhesive pegs which collapse as soon as you peg something on ‘em. And while we’re at it, please don’t buy adhesive pegs. Also, explodingdog is awesome.

explodingdog:

Asking Questions

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